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Wednesday, 09 January 2008

  • Oooooh also thank you so much to those of you who have sent me such lovely messages tonight cheering me up. I don't know what I'd do without you. Mass love to the homeboys and my wife for being so ace. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Willies

    In an attempt to "branch out" from the normal aspects of the condom, as a test I ordered a batch of "stimulation" condoms. These are different in that they have bobbles on them to heighten the sensitivity created as they go in the woo woo. ANYWAY. They're not shifting and it's irritating me. I always like to forward my stock with at least 24 months left on the expiry date so I need to find a way of making them more appealing. People are very keen to purchase condoms that are ultra thin, or ones that are normal, but less keen to branch out into the alternatives.

    This reminds me of the time when I bought UV ones that make your prick glow in the dark. Although they were pretty popular. (I kept some for myself and they were tres hilarious, like being chased around a room by a lightsabre) I have just put one on a pritt stick (nearest available penis is hundreds of miles away) and I can see that it would have the potential to make a male member look alot like a stickle brick. I personally feel that this would create general hilarity, and that laughing during sex is very healthy. Although I can see why laughing at a mans willy might not be condusive to satisfactory lovemaking.

    However, all ideas welcome! xxxx

     

  • Ok now I've calmed down I'll do a proper update- quite alot has happened since I last gave my Xanga some much needed attention- last update was February 2007 so....

    May 2007- I took my university finals, two went well, one went badly with a nerve induced vomit in the morning that lead to me sitting in my exam with a bucket. Bad times. However I managed to come out with a 2.2 and now have LL.B (Hons) after my name. Good times.

    June 2007- I spent a month travelling about the UK area catching up with family and friends and generally enjoying my new found freedom, kissing inappropriate boys and other such misdemeanours.

    July 2007- I enjoyed the hotness of the month with many outdoor bbq's, general socialising and achieving very little.

    August 2007- I stumbled upon an attractive man in the Ring O Bells and successfully obtained him as my boyfriend a fortnight later. As of the 22nd we officially became "an item". On the 26th it was my Nan and Grandads Diamond Wedding Anniversary. We hired an open top Old Southdown Bus and went out for a lovely lunch then spent the afternoon at the park playing rounders. In the evening we went to my Uncles. Mandy met my Dad's girlfriend for the first time and behaved with such grace and dignity I don't think I've ever felt so proud of her.

    September 2007- Not alot happened this month. More "getting to know" stuff with the man and Mum embarked upon her second year at UWE.

    October 2007- I turned 22! I had a wonderful night with the Choof where we danced around the lounge, played games and drank copious amounts of Rose. I expanded my product range on my website and trialled new brands, eventually settling on Condomi. This was the month that my wisdom teeth began causing problems, with an emergency extraction of my upper left, which had caused my gum to swell up considerably leaving me in so much pain I wanted to chop off my face. Bad times.

    November 2007- GRADUATION! On the 9th November my official title was bestowed upon me with an actually "not as boring as I expected" ceremony at Bristol Cathedral. We went for a lovely lunch afterwards and then I had another celebration in the evening with Ryan. 2 wisdom tooth infections

    December 2007- I had a minor depression wobbler in December so much of that month was spent in a bit of a black hole. It was triggered by the usual suspects but fortunately passed without too much of a drama. 2 wisdom tooth infections

    January 2007- On Monday I am FINALLY having two of my wisdom teeth removed, which will leave me with my left lower one. When I go to have the other two out on Monday they'll make an appt with me for the other one so I can kiss goodbye to the bastards! Very anxious about how much pain I'm going to be in afterwards considering that the upper right isn't through, but putting my faith in the hands of the dental man. Can't have them out in the dentists chair as they're impacted, which is a shame.

    So... that's been me! Obviously the most exciting development is the new boyfriend, who is not so new now as we're coming up for 5 months. He's taught me alot about myself (not all good) but I can honestly say I've never been as happy as I am now. Being with Ryan has made me realise how unhealthy alot of my past relationships were, and for the first time in my life I have a true understanding of what it is to work in genuine partnership with another person. He works and lives up near Leeds so unfortunately we're having to do the long distance thing, which does concern me at times. You have that fear about potential make or break upheaval in the future, but at the same time there's no guarantee that won't happen in a relationship where you're both living in the same county. I don't want to be cheesy (so I won't) but I did have that "lightning bolt" moment with him and I do feel like he's my best friend. I'm glad I calmed down and stopped changing my boyfriends as often as I changed my underwear because I think monogamy is definitely for me!

    I guess I'm learning alot about the uncertainty of life, and how you have no guarantees of your own happiness and success, you have to go out, grab hold of it and make it yours, so that is my resolution for 2008.

    I hope you're all ok and can't wait to see you all soon! xxxxx

Tuesday, 08 January 2008

  • OMG I am so fucking pissed off right now I can't even begin to put it into words.

    I decided to get off my fat backside and start looking for some work- after some re-vamping of my CV I spotted two recruitment consultancy positions advertised on Reed and decided to go for it. The first one was for a graduate recruitment consultant with Reed themselves, I applied and got a rejection on Monday morning. This was fine. However the second application turned out not to be an in house vacancy at all, rather another recruitment company looking to place consultants with other firms. The dude was very positive and said that he was sure he could help me find work. Excellent, I said. He suggested we meet up for a coffee this afternoon to talk through the vacancies and see which appealed to me. So far, so good. The problem commenced when he asked me when I'd be available to interview and I said Monday 21st January, as as you all know I have to have my wisdom teeth removed on Monday! He was like well I want you to go this/next week. I said well, I'll look into it but we can discuss it tomorrow. He was uber pushy (obviously keen to line his greasy little pockets) but on reflection I called him this morning and said I'd like us to meet up on the 21st to discuss the opportunities as it was becoming increasingly clear to me that he was going to make things moved faster than I could circumstantially keep up with.

    This is where the shocker came. Without my consent or my knowledge he had forwarded my CV onto companies outside of my desired location AND arranged interviews with them without checking my availability, or even letting me know anything about what the jobs entailed. The man is a veritable clunge who thought I was being unreasonable (lol) and then spent the rest of the day incessantly ringing my mobile and slowly driving me completely and utterly insane.

    So here is the plan. Have the wisdom teeth out, let my jaw regain it's mobility ,and find a job under my own steam.

    Argh. So not pleased.

    LOVE xxxxxx

     

  • 1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
    I wrote a 12,000 word dissertation and graduated from uni.

    2. Did you keep your new year resolutions and will you make more for next year?
    On New Years Eve 2006 I made a resolution to give up smoking. By 12.50am I had a cigarette in my hand. So this year, I have just said that I will "think about it"- I bought some Nicorette gum today so I can start cutting down without turning into a tetchy cow.

    3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
    Yes! The stork was busy in 2007!!

    4. Did anyone close to you die?
    No thankfully

    5. What countries did you visit?
    I stayed in the UK this year!

    6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
    A new pet. I'm thinking maybe a rabbit. Oooooh and a career.

    7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?.
    Graduation because it was fantastic and my parents were awesome.

    8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
    Completing my degree and snaring a hottie.

    9. What was your biggest failure?
    I fucked up a section of my medical law paper by getting the case names/facts muddled. When I checked them in my book afterwards I felt awful- I still did alright but my mark would have been higher if my brain hadn't turned to mush after 3 hours.

    10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
    The wisdom teeth were the main gripe!

    11. What was the best thing you bought?
    My Christmas presents for Mum and Ryan because they were such a success.

    12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
    Mandy, she is so well behaved.

    13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
    Various Jeremy Kyle guests

    14. Where did most of your money go?
    On Christmas

    15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
    Getting to know Mr Davies

    16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
    Hey There Delilah

    17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
    I. Happier: Definitely
    II. Thinner or fatter? I am a stone heavier than I was this time last year. Lol
    III. Richer or poorer? Richer


    18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
    Humping

    19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
    Stressing

    20. How did you spend Christmas?
    At home with Mummy

    21. Did you fall in love in 2007?
    I did! And I hope to remain so in 2008!

    22. What was your favourite Christmas present?
    My Wii from Mummy and my ring from Ryan and my gorgeous top from Kimmi!!

    23. What was your favourite TV program?
    Hollyoaks

    24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
    No.

    25. What was the best book you read?
    Some pornographic one

    26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
    The Hoff- Jump in my car. LOL Ruth I'm leaving your answer here because I couldn't agree with you more!!!! xx

    27. What did you want and get?
    I wanted to be happy and to succeed. I have the first, hoping on the second!

    28. What did you want and not get?
    A puppy

    29. What was your favourite film of this year?
    Harry Potter!!!!

    30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
    I was 22, and I got pissed up and lairy with the Choof.

    31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
    No idea. I am not yearning for anything in particular!

    32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
    Experimental. Didn't always work.

    33. What kept you sane?
    I am not sane.

    34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most
    Adam from Spooks. I may have to marry him.

    35. What political issue stirred you the most?
    The cash for honours scandal riled me right up

    36. Who did you miss?
    All the people I love at various points.

    37. Who was the best new person you met?
    Mr Davies obviously!

    38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007:
    Live for each day rather than get caught up worrying about stuff that doesn't really matter

    39. Quote a song lyric or saying that sums up your year.
    I met a girl on Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday, we were making love by Wednesday, and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday we chilled on Sunday.... haha!

    40. What you're looking forward to the most next year.
    All of it.

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